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souvenirs from the space-time continuum

News from the North Pole: Norway's Aftenposten Nettutgaven sends word that the newspaper Firda has more bad news to report on the holiday front. After reporting on a shopping center elf that throttled a teen earlier this week, the paper now tells the tale of Floroe's town Santa considering retirement. He is just fed up with being harassed by big kids.